Friday, June 23, 2017

Words of Wisdom


Always remember that no matter how bad it gets,
your cat can always wander off and go live with somebody else.


—TK

Friday, June 9, 2017

A public service announcement from the National Salad Fork Safety Council: never run or engage in horseplay while handling your salad fork. Make salad time a safe time!

—TK

Friday, June 2, 2017

Car model names that got rejected:

Kia Sludge Bucket
Chevrolet Monte Hall
Ford Magnum Biscuit Deluxe Cab
Toyota Brick
Honda Cynic
Suburu Wombat Twin Turbo

— TK