From the I-Love-You-Now-Eat-Your-Vegetables Department: Houston boyfriend accidentally gives girlfriend kale instead of flowers.

http://www.chron.com/life/article/Houston-boyfriend-accidentally-gives-girlfriend-11175483.php


—TK

If we could all be as happy and excited as my cat when I open a can of cat food, this world would be a rockin' place.

— TK

Refrigerator Magnet Classics #323: We'd both be wrong.

This one is from Ephemera-inc.com.

— TK

From the Stuff-You-Can’t-Make-Up Department: an outlaw on my county’s latest Most Wanted list is actually named “Outlaw.”

 —TK

I just read on some science site that wheat have more genetic diversity than humans. Well, that's because wheat sleeps around a lot more. Wheat is an incredibly slutty crop, in my opinion.

—TK

— TK

“WHAT?! You dropped the beer cooler and it fell in WHERE?!!!”

— TK

I would like to remind everybody that now that Monday is here, please remember to take Sunday to the dry cleaners. You got mustard and pickle relish all over it, and I can't even tell what kind of stain that is on the collar.

— TK