Your Forecast for Today, September 12, 2017:
The morning will start out with drowsiness, followed by gradual wakefulness with partly scattered coffee. By noon, we have a 100% chance of lunch. The rest of the day will feature occasional periods of phone annoyance and deference to customers, with gusts of up to 90 words a minute. Our forecast for this evening calls for a 99% chance of dinner, followed by a settled period with TV, with a return to overnight unconsciousness and drowsiness for Wednesday AM.
Our computer models call for a repeat of Tuesday’s forecast for the rest of my life.
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