Words of Wisdom

Always remember that no matter how bad it gets,
your cat can always wander off and go live with somebody else.

—TK

If we could all be as happy and excited as my cat when I open a can of cat food, this world would be a rockin' place.

— TK

Weird (and Possibly Untrue) Animal Facts #244:

The common house cat eats more food than any other animal on earth. The average cat eats over 120 tons of dry cat food every day (more food than a blue whale), and will make its owner run to refill the cat food bowl over 800 times a day on average. And even after that, the cat will still rub up against its owner’s legs begging for some of that canned cat food that tastes like Fishchickenshrimpliver. (I have verified that this is not Fake News and have checked these facts by speaking with over three other cat owners nationwide.)

—TK